Welcome back to the Couldn’t Be Me college football recap for Week 12 where life is trash, everything is dumb, and nothing matters. Texas won, Texas A&M won, that other school won, everything sucks.
Today on the CBMe we are faced with a bit of an existential crisis: if the entire premise of your article is why it couldn’t be you, what happens when it is you? We’ve done the CBMe after a loss before, but never a loss like this. A loss to...to...god I can’t even say it.
If you’ve read literally any of these before you know how much I hate them.