Cincinnati Bengals fans have spent the past few years in particular praying for Joe Burrow's health and praying for organizational change. They've instead been preyed upon by their own front office, weekly opponents, and the invisible demon that whispers, "JOE'S PRIME IS BEING WASTED!" followed by a sinister cackle.
That just me? I can't be the only one having bad-vibe, Hamlet-style auditory hallucinations about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune that have plagued Cincinnati.
The good news is, meaningful change can be simple and subtle. Here are three rather straightforward ways to fix many of the Bengals' ills.