This article functions in part as an attempt at reverse psychology toward the Cincinnati Bengals' front office. Maybe with some digitized mysticism I can get Duke Tobin to come to his senses and actually pick a high-end impactful player with his first-round draft pick.
The Bengals are picking 10th overall in the 2026 NFL Draft. They have a laundry list of needs. Indiana's Fernando Mendoza is the only quarterback worthy of being chosen in that range, which puts Cincinnati at an innate disadvantage.
Nevertheless, one major outlet came up with a compelling premise for all 32 teams: Who would be the perfect pick for each?