Note: What follows is for the express enjoyment of Indianapolis Colts fans and is, to at least some degree, said in jest. Because, well, sometimes the NFL seems to do things in jest, too. I mean, I thought it must be a joke when they outlawed celebrations and said you could only hit the quarterback in the three-inch circle surrounding his belly button, but apparently it was real.
Now, those whackadoodles from the home office have done it again. They’ve gone and put Shedeur Sanders in the Pro Bowl.
I’m sorry. It’s the Pro Bowl Games now, because … nobody really liked the Pro Bowl.